Sentence Meme: B△STILLE EDITION

xdirtypaws:

“Does it almost feel like nothing’s changed at all?”
“But what is there to gain?”
“Do you understand that we will never be the same again?”
“I won’t show my face here anymore.”
“Do you like the person you’ve become?”
“It scares me half to death.”
“It’s not about control.”
“You always take it further than I ever can.”
“Let’s finish what we’ve started.”
“It’s harder than you think.”
“They will come for you.”
“Can you feel it?”
“Tell me a piece of your history.”
“It’s not your fault.”
“You must have the words in that head of yours.”
“I can’t take it anymore.”
“What you good for?”
“I’ll see you in the future.”
“I can’t say the words out loud.”
“And I’m questioning why.”
“And I will try to love you.”
“Make that happiness last.”
“I will see you there.”
“It’s what you feel, but can’t articulate out loud.”
“You’ll come undone.”
“And it scares you: being alone.”
“Don’t listen to your friends.”
“When you go home everything looks different.”
“And you’re scared of being left behind.”
“I came here to get some peace.”
“I can’t help but think of you.”
“I hope you can make me laugh.”
“This is just another night.”
“I’m lost.”

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· woop · :memes

send me a new girl quote for my muse’s reaction.

andimrobin:

  • “you are so weird. can you ever just leave the room like a normal person?”
  • “i don’t want a refund on you.”
  • “a plant wearing underwear would be better than you!”
  • “i’m high on anxiety meds right now.”
  • “i am a child of divorce! i am delicate!”
  • “oh good, you can hear me. now i know i’m not a ghost.”
  • “nobody’s getting pregnant tonight!”
  • “boob season’s over for you!”
  • “there is something serious i have to tell you about the future. the name of my first-born child needs to be reginald veljohnson.”
  • “when you put it like that, it sounds amazing…and like prison.”
  • “i got an obligation…at a…sandwich meeting…to go to.”
  • “you look like the little match girl wandering around victorian england selling matches…for a penny.”
  • “sorry to interrupt, i know the morning is the most sensual time of the day.”
  • “you’ve never been turned on by gas mileage?”
  • “so i have good news from the doctor—you don’t have rabies.”
  • “oh, look at the time! it’s butt-o-clock!”
  • “i’m having a party tonight and i can’t have him lying on the couch, wiping his tears with deli meat.”
  • “it’s early in the relationship. i’m still shaving above the knee.”
  • “i’m a mess, i can’t sleep, i urinate constantly. i cried the other day listening to a techno song.”
  • “i’m not convinced i know how to read, i’ve just memorized a lot of words.”
  • “i’m staying positive, but i’m pretty sure this is where we die.”
  • “life’s messy. it kicks you in the ass. that’s right, I said ass.”
  • “you question my pajamas? you make me question our entire friendship!”
  • “i’m pretty sure I’m having a heart attack, and i haven’t arranged for anyone to clear my browser history.”
  • “you set fire to soda water. who does that? how do you even possibly do that? it’s not a flammable thing!”
  • “i’m gonna take you…respectfully.”
  • “i’m gonna have to turn off the tap! the sex tap!”
  • “have i ever made any decisions in my whole life? are we just living in the mind of a giant?”
  • “please take that off, you look like a homeless pencil.”
  • “why are you wearing a suit? did you just apply for a loan or something?”
  • “i feel like russel crowe in every movie he’s ever done.”
  • “i used to just think if i was proposed to i would notice it was happening.”
  • “does it say ‘share stuff’ in the constiution of america? no, i think not.”
  • “destiny might be a girl, but victory has a penis.”
  • “where are your nipples, man?”
  • “i just wanted to listen to taylor swift alone!”
  • “i saw him this morning and he just panic-moonwalked away from me.”
  • “let’s just suck it up and french a little.”
  • “been trying to get something going with myself for a full hour. it’s like a taffy pole on a hot summer’s day.”
  • “they make shoes for your penis! they’re called pants!”
  • “i can’t believe i’m the sober one. that’s actually never happened before in my life.”
  • “please do not angry-fix the sink.”
  • “you my boo and i been missing you.”
  • “i feel like i wanna murder someone and also i want soft pretzels.”
  • “can you believe the zoo wouldn’t let me borrow their white tiger?”
  • “obama….”
  • “first of all, you’re never gonna be old, humans are going to be immortal by 2006.”
  • “sandwiches and sex?! i want that!”
  • “i want to rub my face on his face!”
  • “are you sure you’re okay? you’re walking like a disney witch.”
  • “i’m like a sexual snowflake. each night with me is a unique experience.”
  • “this is a horrible neighborhood. there are youths everywhere!”
  • “guess whose personalized condoms just arrived?”
  • “damn it! i can’t find my driving moccasins anywhere!”
  • “i hope you appreciate the fact that i have kept eye contact with you the whole time and have made no reference to the fact that you are practically naked.”
  • “are you like a bond villain? you just told me your whole plan.”
  • “why does your hair look so baby soft?!”
  • “i sometimes touch the frayed part of the power cord just to feel something.”
  • “did you just make up a theme song for yourself?”
  • “what?! what did you just say? go put a dollar in the jar right now.”

Send me a ♕ and I’ll try to impersonate your character

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The Number Game

originalinsuit:

Send me a number from 1-500 and I’ll tell you how I feel about you in a post without anyone knowing your identity.

okay but instead of coffee shop AUs

officialtribble:

  • Modern royalty AUs
  • Accidentally read his/her diary AUs
  • Egyptologists AUs
  • Rockstar and groupie AUs
  • Book club AUs
  • Met at comic con AUs
  • Lifeguard AUs
  • 1920s con artists AUs
  • Running from the police AUs
  • Librarian AUs
  • Rebels against the government AUs
  • Internet friends AUs
  • Time traveling AUs
  • Struggling artists AUs

Get to know me through musicals!!

Spring Awakening: Still a virgin?
Next to Normal: Biggest mistake?
Chicago: Ever been to jail?
Wicked: Best friend?
Once: Favorite music genre and song?
Pippin: Favorite show?
Rent: Sexual orientation?
Victor/Victoria: Gender?
The Addams Family: What relative are you closet too?
Aida: Single or taken? Or somewhere inbetween? (Sorry Amneris)
Bare: Ever been in love?
Hairspray: Biggest issue with society?
Into the Woods: Bravest Moment?
Last Five Years: Weirdest deja vu moment?
Les Mis: Saddest time in your life?
Urinetown: Political views?
Sweeney Todd: Biggest grudge?
Glory Days: Best moment of your life?
Leap of Faith: Religious affiliation?
Catch Me if You Can: Biggest lie you ever told?
John & Jen: Relationship with your siblings?
Hair: Ever done drugs?

The Office Starters

"I have a lot of questions. Number one: how dare you?"
"Count me in as 'who cares'."
"Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me."
"Apart from hitting her with my car, I have been so kind to that woman."
"When you're a kid, you assume your parents are soulmates. My kids are gonna be right about that."
"It's not that children make me uncomfortable, it's just that, why be a dad when you can be a fun uncle? I've never heard of anyone rebelling against their fun uncle."
"I'm not superstitious ... but I am a little stitious."
"It's never too early for ice cream."
"I talk a lot, so I've learned to tune myself out."
"I wish there was a way to know that you're in the 'good old days' before you've actually left them."
"You gotta take a chance on something sometime."
"You don't call retarded people retards. It's bad taste. You call your friends retards when they're acting retarded."
"I know that patience and loyalty are good, and virtuous traits. But sometimes I just think you need to grow a pair."
"Do I need to be liked? Absolutely not. I like to be liked. I enjoy being liked. I have to be liked. But it's not like a compulsive need to be liked. Like my need to be praised."
"I don't see it. I think they both could do better."
"Hey. Can you make that straighter? That's what she said."
"I do not lose contests. I win them ... or I quit them because they are unfair.
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· oh yes · :memes

nixreginam-blog:

  • send ✄ if you think i need to improve in general [be specific]
  • send ♬ if you think i capture my character really well
  • send ❤ if you think i capture my character & can write a pov chapter for them (à la ASOIAF)
  • send ☼ if i make you smile
  • send ↴ if you think my writing needs some improvement [be specific]
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· oooh · :memes

Sentence Memes – Ferris Bueller’s Day Off Version

vanusxfata-deactivated20160519:

“Pardon my French, but you’re an asshole!”

“Les jeux sont faits. Translation:the game is up. Your ass is mine.”

“I don’t trust this kid any further than I can throw him.”

“Pardon my French, but (insert name here) is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his/her ass, in two weeks you’d have a diamond.”

"I weep for the future.”

“You wear too much eye makeup. My sister wears too much. People think she’s a whore.”

“Screw him.”

“Smile, babe .. just smile.”

“What a little asshole.”

“Sooner or later, everyone goes to the zoo.”

“I can’t drive when you’re yelling at me! STOP IT!”

“Do you have a kiss for daddy?”

“If you say (insert name here), you lose a testicle.”

“I think we should shoot her.”

“If you’re not over here in fifteen minutes, you can find a new best friend.”

“You killed the car.”

“You heartless wench!”

“You pinhead.”

“He’s gonna marry me.”

“It is his fault he didn’t lock the garage.”

“We’ll drive home backwards.”

“(insert name here), you’re my hero.”

“Where’s your brain?”

“Why’d you kick me?”

“Tell ya what, dipshit.”

“Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.”

TFIOS Sentence Starters

[Feel free to add on if there's on you think is deserving to be on the list]
"It's a metaphor."
"Lonely, Vaguely Pedophilic Swing Set Seeks Butts Of Children"
"Okay."
“You realize that trying to keep your distance from me will not lessen my affection for you. All efforts to save me from you will fail.”
"Always"
"The world is not a wish-granting factory."
"This is a civil war with a predetermined winner."
“I'm a grenade and at some point I'm going to blow up and I would like to minimize the casualties, okay?”
"Live your best life today."
"You will not kill my Boyfriend/Girlfriend today, International Terrorist of Ambiguous Nationality!"
“My thoughts are stars I cannot fathom into constellations.”
"I'm in love with you, and I'm not in the business of denying myself the simple pleasure of saying true things."
“Because you are beautiful. I enjoy looking at beautiful people, and I decided a while ago not to deny myself the simpler pleasures of existence”
“You don't get to choose if you get hurt in this world...but you do have some say in who hurts you. I like my choices.”
“What a slut time is. She screws everybody.”
"You gave me a forever within the numbered days, and I'm grateful.”
“Your driving is unpleasant, but it isn't technically unsafe.”
“The marks humans leave are too often scars.”
"It would be a privilege to have my heart broken by you.”
“It took me a sleeve of Girl Scout Thin Mints and forty minutes to get over that boy.”
"If the inevitability of human oblivion worries you, I encourage you to ignore it. God knows that’s what everyone else does.”
"I want to see you again tonight. But I'm willing to wait all night and much of tomorrow."
“The pleasure of remembering had been taken from me, there was no longer anyone to remember with.”
“Do the thing you're good at. Not many people are lucky enough to be so good at something.”
“Without pain, how could we know joy?"
“You are so busy being YOU that you have no idea how utterly unprecedented you are.”
“I liked being a person. I wanted to keep at it.”
“I think forever is an incorrect concept,"
"You're an incorrect concept."
“I fell in love like you fall asleep, slowly, then all at once.”
“I cannot tell you how thankful I am for our little infinity”
“I wanted more time so we could fall in love.”
“You're not a little kid anymore. You need to make friends, get out of the house, and live your life.”
"Who the hell speaks Swedish?”
“So dawn goes down to day. Nothing gold can stay.”
“When was the last good kiss you had?”
“Sometimes people don’t understand the promises they’re making when they make them."
“You are going to live a good and long life filled with great and terrible moments that you can not even imagine yet!”
“It's not life or death, the labyrinth. Suffering. Doing wrong and having wrong things happen to you.”
“I want to have scrambled eggs for dinner without this ridiculous construction that a scrambled egg-inclusive meal is breakfast even when it occurs at dinnertime."