fxtzherbert-blog asked ;   "i’m staying positive, but i’m pretty sure this is where we die."

    “An' I’m pretty sure you’re freaking out about nothing.
  C'mon, it’s jus’ one slightly cold beef taco. You
    might be blowing things out of proportion.”

princeofarendelle-archive-blog asked ;   "I hope you appreciate the fact that I have kept eye contact with you the whole time and have made no reference to the fact that you are practically naked."

    “If a competition wet suit makes you uncomfortable,
  you’re gonna have a tough time in Hawai'i, man.”

aiwxiwa-archive-deactivated2014 asked ;   "Can you believe the zoo wouldn’t let me borrow their white tiger?"

    “Honestly, yes, but I’m sorry anyway, Lilo.”

verglaseda asked ;   “ sometimes people don’t understand the promises they’re making when they make them. "

    “Yup, I know this feeling.

  I know this feeling well.”

yearnsforheavenxsecretly-moved asked ;   "I liked being a person. I wanted to keep at it."

    “I- I can imagine as much.”

oliviniious asked ;   ❝What a slut time is. She screws everybody.❞

    “I know you’re trying

  t'be serious, but

    I just keep imaginin’

  a sexy pocket watch.”

aiwxiwa-archive-deactivated2014 asked ;   “I want to have scrambled eggs for dinner without this ridiculous construction that a scrambled egg-inclusive meal is breakfast even when it occurs at dinnertime."

    “Lilo. Lilo, I admire your- your

  open-mindedness, 

    but it is currently six forty-five

  in the mornin’ and I could

    not care less what you want for

  dinner. I’ll make you scrambled

    eggs for breakfast, okay?”

madmoibelle-blog asked ;   “Sometimes people don’t understand the promises they’re making when they make them."

    “I know the feelin’. But I’m

  assumin’ y'want to talk

    about somethin’ in particular.

  So go.”

kikiandthebakery-deactivated201 asked ;   "Lilo"

“Sister.”

havfrxe asked ;   Fire.

“David.”