"Pardon my French, but you’re an asshole!"

"Les jeux sont faits. Translation:the game is up. Your ass is mine."

"I don’t trust this kid any further than I can throw him."

"Pardon my French, but (insert name here) is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his/her ass, in two weeks you’d have a diamond.”

"I weep for the future."

"You wear too much eye makeup. My sister wears too much. People think she’s a whore."

"Screw him."

"Smile, babe .. just smile."

"What a little asshole."

"Sooner or later, everyone goes to the zoo."

"I can’t drive when you’re yelling at me! STOP IT!"

"Do you have a kiss for daddy?"

"If you say (insert name here), you lose a testicle."

"I think we should shoot her."

"If you’re not over here in fifteen minutes, you can find a new best friend."

"You killed the car."

"You heartless wench!"

"You pinhead."

"He’s gonna marry me."

"It is his fault he didn’t lock the garage."

"We’ll drive home backwards."

"(insert name here), you’re my hero."

"Where’s your brain?"

"Why’d you kick me?"

"Tell ya what, dipshit."

"Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it."